BDSM DIY

I came across this blog post with Joey W. Hill giving advice on what household things can be used for a nice fun night.. I copied the gist of it because it was very informative but if you want the full effect with the extra photos.. go here to the BLOG where it originated from.. OFFBEATHOME. I just couldn’t pass up sharing the information with everyone. 🙂 Joey W. Hill had posted the link to the page on her Facebook page. That is how I came across it. 🙂 She has written some pretty hot books.. one series that I can not wait to get to is her Vampire Queen Series..

 

In Fifty Shades of Grey and my own Knights of the Board Room series, the heroes are rich, handsome, sexual Dominants with a seemingly endless supply of money. They happily invest their fortunes in expensive contraptions, hidden pleasure rooms, and state-of-the-art sex toys to pleasure their female subs.

But as a practicing sub in my personal life, I can assure you exploring BDSM and other sexual fantasies doesn’t have to cost an arm and a leg (or any other interesting body part). In fact, many of us “in the lifestyle” fondly refer to our local hardware stores as “Dom Depot.” The term “pervertable” refers to a common household item that can be “hidden in plain sight” and re-purposed for sex play with your partner.

Hopefully the examples below will help you look at each area of your home with a fresh set of eyes:

Kitchen:

  • Many consider the spatula the most glorious BDSM paddle in the world. Somehow both flexible and rigid, it delivers a powerful slap and leaves delicious soap-sized marks on your lover’s backside. While you’re checking out the utensils, don’t forget to grab your humble wooden spoon.
  • Almost everyone has clamps for chip bags — they can also be used on nipples or scrotums. Just test them on your own flesh first to determine their strength.
  • I won’t inventory all the foods in your pantry and fridge that can be used as a pervertable, but if you’ve seen 9 1/2 Weeks, you’re probably covered.

Bedroom:

  • Even the most demanding decorators would approve of a linen trunk at the end of the bed. Choose one that locks to hide X-rated toys that don’t blend well — but you can also use the trunk itself as a pervertable. Look for one with ring handles to tie your lover down, turn it into a spanking bench, or use it as an impromptu wedge to explore different angles.
  • Screw a heavy grade hook into a ceiling support beam. When it’s not displaying a hanging flower basket or decorative indoor mobile, it can hold a sex swing or provide the catch for a tether that pulls your lover’s cuffed hands above his/her head, deliciously naked and vulnerable (without cutting off circulation, of course).

Safety Note: Do not suspend loved ones off their feet without advanced training/study of BDSM rope suspension techniques; you can cause serious harm to shoulder joints and tissue.

Living/dining room:

  • Any sofa provides three different heights for sexual positions — over the back, kneeling by the seat or over one of the arms. If your sofa has reclining options, it’s even more versatile.
  • Use a cheap vinyl tablecloth to cover the dining room table. Melt paraffin candles or wax (tucked neatly away in a china cupboard) into a burner and brush the wax onto your lover’s skin.
  • Safety Note: Proceed carefully and slowly with any type of candle wax. It’s possible to do too much, too fast and burn the skin in an unpleasant way.

Around the house:

  • In my humble opinion, the BowFlex is one of the best pieces of sex furniture ever created. The frame is outfitted with carabineer clips at ankle, mid body and above-the-head levels, while the extended bench is perfect for all sorts of sexual positions.
  • If you’re like me, you have a box of sports accessories collecting dust somewhere. Discarded rubber balls become ball gags, the wiffle bat produces a nice smack on a bare ass, and jump rope is a great tool for (loosely) tying your partner to a bed, a table, a chair, a linen trunk… You get the idea.
  • You may find hairbrushes, lotions, oils, and the detachable shower head in your bathroom. Need I say more?
  • Discarded or unused pet collars, leashes, and collapsible cages all have intriguing potential, and a muzzle can be fitted around a certain male human appendage.

 

 

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Found my new love for books when a good friend sent me the Sookie books and I was stuck in a paranormal state and only wanted that then I came across Shayla Black and read her Wicked Lovers Series which got me into the contemporary romance with a "twist" and since then I have just been a reading fanatic! And LOVE every minute of my escape from reality. View all posts by Momma's Books

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